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Mens brains bigger than Womans - Them’s fighten’ werdz

Ooooh, this is gonna be the reason for many men sleeping on the couch in the next weeks. Some monkey went and blew the whistle on the brain volume issue. And just when we had given woman that sense of security…???

A recent study has said that men have larger brains than woman, higher IQ’s in general and are better candidates for Nobel prizes.

WARNING::: AVOID THIS CONVERSATION AT ALL COSTS, ESPECIALLY IN DRUNKEN STUPORS.

I can see it now, this subject will be brought up at dinner tables all around the world while sipping glass number 17 of red wine :: creating a serious global nookie drought. This idiot has undone so much hard work that men all around the world do every day. He’s just ignored one of the most unfortunate rules of the universe :: If you don’t want any trouble, make everyone believe they’re all the same.

Here’s how, Mr. Richard Lynn has also said that Whites are more inteligent than Blacks and Eastern Asians sharper tools than Europeans. He’s clearly not running a popularity contest.

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An interesting thing to note is that Lynn compares himself to Galileo in his quest to expose truth of the sun revolving around the Earth. I refute that claim with the reasoning that even in the interest of scientific truth, Galileo would never have conducted a study that would completely rob him of any action with the ladies. So either Mr Lynn is has far less foresight than Galileo or he is gay.

SO MR. LYNN, CONDUCT YOUR STUDIES IN THE BEST INTEREST OF SCIENCE :: I FOR ONE STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH YOUR CLAIM, IN THE BEST INTEREST OF NOOKIE!

5 Responses to Mens brains bigger than Womans - Them’s fighten’ werdz

  • Written by: MarkB
  • Date: August 25th, 2005
  • Time: 3:34 pm

Jokes aside (nookie etc), Sure fine, so we XY chromosome candidates have a larger cranium. Great.

But that doesn’t make us any better at having a baby. That doesn’t mean we know what the baby wants when it screams @ nite… So what we have a bigger brain.

Sure, woman can’t drive, but hey…so many other things where they redeem themselves :)

That is hilarious (I love your posts).

As for the brain size, that’s been known in physiology since the ’80s, I believe. Men’s IQ is typically higher, but even most of the original creators of the IQ test ended up considering the method of IQ testing inaccurate and a poor means of calculating one’s mental capacity. (This is why it’s not used in more places–if really any.)

I think I’ll agree with you on the thought that this man is most certainly a homosexual, because no man with a bigger brain or higher IQ would publicly publish such a study unless he was banging other men or a reclusive eunuch. :lol:

  • Written by: MarkB
  • Date: August 26th, 2005
  • Time: 12:07 pm

Whats the bet the makers of the original IQ test had wives who stopped giving them nookie…

uh huh…

lmao @ ‘reclusive eunuch’

  • Written by: dalej
  • Date: August 26th, 2005
  • Time: 12:15 pm

ROFL, reclusive eunuch, the only females he ever sees are probably little white mice…

  • Written by: BiziB
  • Date: November 4th, 2005
  • Time: 2:28 pm

AHHHHH boys and I thought size didn’t matter….

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