Mustralian
So it seems prison island is living up to it’s name thanks to one :: Matthew Stewart. You might remember him from such videos as “We gonna blow stuff up” and “the bombs are coming”.
Matthew Stewart, ex Australian soldier and former U.N. peace keeping force private has apparently appeared on recent Al-Qaeda tapes warning of retaliation bombings and death.
He appeared wearing a ski-mask and wielding an assault rifle and blurted out his threats in a clearly recognisable ausie accent. One friend identified him as his growing-up surfer buddy, saying “My first thought was, ‘yeah, it even sounds like him, it looks like him. It sounds like him as well.”
It looks like him? So last time you saw him he was wearing a black ski-mask and wielding an assault rifle? Personally I think there’s one clever arab that has learned to do an ausie accent really well. Either that or poor Mr Stewart has been embalmed and is being used as a puppet. But alas claims have been made that he has converted to Islam and obviously inteligence agencies have other reasons to believe that he is the man behind the mask.
This whole situation is getting really hot, something’s gotta give. And give soon. Let’s hope we’re all ready for it