News!!!
So a big day for news around the world:
London blasts - is it just co-incendence or is it French terrorists who are mad at losing the olympic bid and planting explosive escargot and croissants? Or for that matter, other terrorists equally as awry… (Damn, cracker word usage there. All those nights of scrabble with Grandma are paying off) Either way, the story goes, there have been 3 London bus explosions recently and today the tube shut down due to blasts and possible head-on train collisions. Terror or Power surge, no proof yet…
L’il Kim set to spend some time in the chookie! Dang that’s a little weird. I do believe it’s the first time in our generation that a female rapper is going to spend some time behind bars. Unlucky, but she’ll write a book and make an albumn, called up the river or something and make millions. Celebs are just so damn criminal these days. Actors, rappers, politicians, SABC3 presenters… The list is as long as is it is wide. (Nolene Mahawarnqanakantwangoo??? Wide on so many levels). Story goes, Li’l Kim covered-up/withheld information regarding a drive-by-gangster-shooting outside a radio station in an attempt to protect her friends. That’s gonna bite back like a 2 week old burrito.
Intel getting into the Movie making business setting up to distribute movies online. Maybe this will send Fox or Warner into a Micro-processor production frenzy, cool. But then, maybe not.
And scientists find deadly bird flu in migratory chinese geese. Comforting, where did you say they migrate to again? Hmm let’s see, Deadly chicken chow mein, Killer duck in plum sauce, Oyster sauce Mad Cow, I think i’ll have the sweet and sour Pork thank you…
What a day for planet earth. You see the thing is, all of these stories would have made headlines some years ago, now they have to compete with each other for severity points. Example, did you know that on the day of the Tsunami there was an earthquake in Iran and a landslide in California that killed 20 people? Of course you didn’t. Things are gettin bad on this here rock. If I didn’t know why I might not feel so warm inside.