Nice Boobies
The Blue Footed Booby…
Here’s another up-to-the-minute news story you might have missed
So what, looks like a penguin with cold feet. Who cares. Well, the blue footed booby along with it’s co-habitants may have recently had hot feet when a Volcano erupted on their rock. Three lava flows were produced by a volcano on the island that made a monkey out of man. No wait, not all man actually, although attempted, just one man in the end, Charles Darwin to be exact, yes, he’s the only monkey. Anyway, the grandchimp of evolution was inspired to cook up his spastic theories by observing the biodiversity of the Galapagos Islands. And look where he is now.
Anyhoo, other life on the island includes tortoise, flora, and many other shapes and sizes of boobies. The red-footed booby and masked booby are examples thereof. So how did this creature get it’s odd name? Named after Charles Darwin you ask? Perhaps, – :: what a tit ::. But actually the spanish dubbed these birds bobos, or clowns (in english) due to their quizzical appearance. (Here’s a quizzical for you, if quiz is short for quizzical, what is test short for? The clue is also Charles Darwin) Forward pointing squint eyes (for stereo vision(???)), projectile-shaped bodies, strange mating dance and unusual fishing style (reminds me of December in Margate) all take credit for the unfortunately named birds identity.
Researchers are unsure at present whether booby life has been affected on the island, but continue to investigate the matter. Tracking of the birds may be facilitated by inserting tracking devices under the wings of the adults. Booby implants may begin as soon as devices arrive. Once researchers get their hands on some boobies they will be able to report back.
Dale Jordaan for Llama news
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And if I give some to my girlfriend, do you think she’ll let me play with her boobies?
The last boobies I saw wasn’t blu, but hey times change I suppose!
so…if all the boobies are destroyed… will they fly in a team of hollywood surgeons to make new “fake” ones…? im just curious- because this island sounds like the place to hang around
Shocking, most of you never ever reply to my posts, But I say one thing, just one thing, about boobies, and y’all come flocking. Respect.
For future posts I will be sure to use as much booby inuendo as I can. You know, just to stay abreast of things. Ooh look, I’ve started already. I’ve finally found how to reach my target market. This may be the beginning of a very good relationship. ;)
Dude as long as there ain’t any posts about freaks with 3 nipples… Then it’s all good!
What gets me is Darwin came up with the evolution theory by observing the biodiversity of the island, imagine what he would’ve come up with after having been to a Marilyn Manson concert
Darwin shoulda gone to Galapagos via Polokwane…
So if I get my hands on a couple of these creatures & go 2 a bar, that I’ve taken my boobies out for a nite on the town?