No Scruf!
Here’s a question for the guys: What do you like most about the ladies? Without getting dodge, what do you enjoy about their form? Its probably not at the top of your list, but I’m sure that somewhere on that list, you’re gonna have something about their legs - smooth, shaven, silky legs. Right?
Ja, well then you’re probably not gonna be happy with a new movement known as No-Scruf - National Organization of Social Crusaders Repulsed by Unshaven Faces.
MIAMI–January 14, 2006–NoScruf (National Organization of Social Crusaders Repulsed by Unshaven Faces) announced today its formation for the purpose of ending the trend of prickly, scratchy, unshaven faces. “To put it simply, we’re not going to shave until men do,” said founder and swimsuit model Terry Tarentelli.
Tarentelli said of her reasons for founding the organization, “It’s just not fair. We shave. We’re smooth. But somehow guys think it’s okay for them to be stubbly. They’ve left us with only one option. To fight hair with hair!
NoScruf is growing in numbers by the day, and expects the response among scruffy guys to be one of utter revulsion. One analyst noted, “We can project that this movement will bring the male community to its knees.” He continued, “If they cry and want their mommies too, well, that’s just gravy for NoScruf.”
Now one thing thats bothering me, is that there’s all sorts of global issues, mass terrorism, crime, sickness…and these ladies are spending their valuable time to a cause like this? Come on man.. someone give these women a dishcloth and a pot to clean.
You’re probably going to wanna hide this one away from your girlfriends guys. If this thing catches on, everytime you feel the desire to grow your beard a little, your lady is gonna do the same. Eew.