Nudist Beach Sign

To me this seemed like the type of sign a guy would’ve erected. At first it seemed a bit chauvinistic / un-PC. However, I thought about it and after (not) much deliberation, I realised that I wouldn’t be bold enough to prance around in my birthday suit on some beach. Nor would I inflict the emotional scarring on others. Not to mention all the sand you’d get in your various crevices. (Mmm…If your ass was toit enough, could you make a pearl?)
I truly believe that people don’t really want to go out and look at other people with one, two or ten extra tyres around their midsection on a nudist beach.
Fat girls and feeders Mark, fat girls and feeders. Look it up. It’ll make you squirm. Mufasa
OMG It’s a beached whale!!!!!