Panties: 2010
We’re never satisfied are we? Technology advances demand that we make things better, smaller, faster. Case and point: the cellular phone. What happened to those days when phones needed a handbag of their own… When phones could be used as a deterrant to would-be criminals… When phones needed 2 hands to operate… *sigh*… those were the good days…
Case and point #2 - Panties
Gone are the days when panties could double as a sleeping bag or a shopping basket… No no… these days we have to have panties equipped with GPS so that you can know where your woman is and what her heart rate is, 24/7. Now the French, of all people, have invented Panties with an LED strip on the front that’ll display up to 120 characters.
Now wtf is that point of that? So you can guide your DEAF loved one to the right spot? Well I guess it doesn’t say much for the class of the French…I think they’re fast seeing the decline of their reputation as the romantic nation. Nothing says “I love you” like a flashing LED on your panties.