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People you don’t mess with…

…When it comes to how the bill balances anyway… have got to be people that are IQ superior. Right? I thought so. Anyhoo, I was waxin’ in steezie gluzie to the tuzie the other night and an interesting fact became apparent, that I never knew. I was surprised at this, mainly because generally I know everything (people tell me that all the time. Like my mother that one time I wanted to put the cat in the microwave) but this seemed to slip by me. Damn that Encyclopedia Britannica. Must get the revised edition.

Anyhoo, the fact has to do with a certain organisation for clever people. Namely “MENSA”. Now I’ve mentioned this before, but I thought I should bring it up again, coz I know of at least two people on this blog that were invited to MENSA when they were but embryo’s. And because I didn’t feel like writing about Blue footed boobies again.

So if you are one of these people that was invited to MENSA you may already know that… (Here’s the part that shocked me) … PEOPLE INVITED TO MENSA ARE ALL INSIDE THE TOP 2% OF CLEVERISTS IN THE LAND, NO WAIT, THE WORLD!!!

How about that! Some pretty sharp tools indeed. And that’s part of the reason that it shocked me coz this one guy I have in mind sure does hide it well!!! I can’t say anything about the other person coz she’d kick my little bottom… 98% IQ (clever hey?) right outta orbit.

Here’s some pics:
Mensa Logo MENSA

And some more Pics. Us, the bottom 98%:
Bottom 98%

And them, ACTUAL MENSA MEMBERS HAVING LUNCH!!!:
Them
Look how clever they look!

Mooi. So to all you MENSA members, or invitees, out there. Good on ya, you’re probably gonna come up with heaps of stuff that will make our lives better. Like that stuff on Glomail. If any of you wanna exercise your IQ’s I have plenty of book balancing and lawn mowing that needs to be done. Stay in touch…

Daleo - from the bottom 98%
Peace

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