Plastic Surgery for Toddlers
I’m sorry, but as of this moment, I am officially shocked. I can’t actually find the words to describe this post.
Think of the most natural and in most cases, perfect example of the beauty of creation: a human baby. They’re perfectly designed, cutely tubby with little noses and little ears and sometimes cute tubby tummies. Right?
Now add Hollywood’s overpaid egit celebrities. What do you get?
Baby facelifts, nose jobs and more….
Baby’s of the rich and famous are being sent for facelifts, nose jobs and breast implants are part of preventative maintenance against the devastating effects of aging…. Devastating effects of aging? Um…brightspark…they’re 6 months old. Old age is like 50 years away.
One-month-old Apple Blythe Alison Martin, daughter of Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow, has already had a facelift and a tummy tuck. Apple was born weighing a whopping nine pounds, 11 ounces, making the baby girl a prime candidate for an abdominoplasty.
Makena’ lei Gordon Carnahan, daughter of actress Helen Hunt, is already two months old, but after getting a facelift, the baby looks like more like she’s one month old. “It’s a small price to pay for youth. Just look at how tight her face looks. We were at the Isaac Mizrahi Fall fashion show, and I can’t tell you how many other celebrity babies looked so old next to my precious Makena’ lei.”
WTF!!!
Aight, u’ll hav seen Team America rite?? Fcuk Yeah! So maybe someone should bomb Hollywood and forget about Iraq for a change…
Thts gota be a hoax dude. If not, I want off this rock. Or maybe just a snotklap on Gwynie and Helen
Dude, if young Apple has already started having facelifts now she is going to have get a beard for her 18th birthday
Nope, must be a hoax. Don’t believe it
Its true dude.. Check the link. Its Foh real
I just got off the phone with some of my most reliable sources… And they will be getting back to me as soon as they have unconvered the TRUTH!