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Tancredo’s the new Bush!

Just when you thought they couldn’t get ANY dummer… politicans prove us wrong again! When are people gonna learn? They complain about their presidents tactics and policies but who are they voting for? Exactly, garbage-in-garbage-out.

What’s the fuss? Well if you’re Muslim you probably know already. But here’s the story:

US Congressman Tom Tancredo has come up with a cooker of a plan to deal with extremist Muslim terror threats. Now what would you do if terrorist Muslims threatened bombing your pozi? Hmm, you might say, maybe i’d close down all the Halaal McDonalds so the terrorists would have to stay home and cook leaving them no time to make bombs. Or maybe I would only allow bombings from Friday afternoons at Midday to 3pm while they’re in Mosque. Makes sense doesn’t it. Well if Big Tom wants to call the Muslims extremist I don’t know what category he’d put himself in. In a television interview Tom had a better idea when posed with the question, he said:
Interviewer: “What could be done if EM (extremist Muslims) brought bombs inside our borders and threatened us with them?”
Tom: “We could bomb the Muslim Holy places”
Interviewer: “You mean like Mecca?”
Tom: “Exactly”

Nice. Niiiiiiiice. Bomb Mecca. Good thinking Tom. By the time Tom and George W. are done planet Earth will consist 0f the island of America in the American sea. Then they’ll be happy. The attitude is quickly becoming- If you can’t join ‘em, beat ‘em.

So let’s just look at that a little closer. EM terrorists (in the US, obviously the only ones posing the threat) threaten to bomb places in the US, most likely office blocks, goverment buildings, banks, etc. Not the statue of liberty or anything. In retort the US bombs… Mecca. Mecca? Is that were they make Muslims? Oh wait, maybe that’s were the secret underground EM factory is. So once Mecca is gone there will be no more EM attacks. Good plan Big Tom.
Say Big Tom, do you know what the word catalyst means? Well you better learn it coz I think if you bomb Mecca the underground extremist Muslim factory would move to the US. You’d be making them in your own back yard. I’m sure that previously non-extremist Muslims may just change their minds about being extremist too.

So where does this leave us? Let’s see, EMs threaten to bomb, US bombs Mecca, EMs give up and go home and teach the US the secrets of making cheese and onion samoosas before they go. (love those things). I don’t think so. I think EMs shout Jihad, blow stuff up and withhold ALL secret recipes from the whole world forever.

In 2008 U.S. Congressman Tom Tancredo will run for president of the USA. If this is already the attitude of Big Tom I shudder to imagine… If the American people have learned anything at all from their previous mistakes i’m sure Big Tom wont be voted to be the most powerful idiot in the world. If not, we might never eat cheese and onion samoosas again.

*Big Tom refuses to apologise to the Muslim community for his statement