Tom + Katie
Ok so at the risk of being cliche and boring I am going to say something about Tom and Katie… I’m sorry.
…So a while ago I correctly predicted that Katie was going out with Tom because she saw TopGun when she was 13 and went to sleep thinking of him. “Who would pass that opportunity up?” I said. It’s the same as Ashton and Demi. Hell if you became famous and had access to your childhood flame you’d also probably take a stab.
That’s all academic, as they say, and the time has come for me to make another accurate prediction.
What do we know, we know that Tom Cruise is a Froot loop. And we know that Katie has way more opportunity out there and once her 13 year old dream has met with success she’ll want to live out her 15 year old dream, etc. Now what do we know about Tom? We know he’s clearly emotionally unstable and volatile. We also know that after having married Katie all his wives will have been 11 years younger than the last (look it up) and that he wears braces but that’s rather inconsequential, just goofy. So my prediction is:
- Katie realises Tom is a Froot Loop and is being mind-controlled by L Ron
- Katie leaves Tom
- Tom flips out and jumps up and down on Oprah’s couch in horror
- Tom goes diving with Mary-Kate Olsen
- Tom flips out on Oprahs couch in love with Mary-Kate Olsen
- Tom marries Mary-Kate Olsen
- Mary-Kate realises that Tom is a froot loop
- Mary-Kate can’t stand thinking of Froot Loops because they’re fattening
- Mary-Kate leaves tom
- Tom Flips out in horror and kills Oprah on her couch with a move he learned in Collateral
- Tom goes to Jail
- Tom “marries” a lotta guys there that saw TopGun when they were 13
- L Ron and the Aliens bust him out after 19 years in case he talks when the 20 year long hypnosis wears off (Margery’s Affidavit ,other affidavits )
- Tom flips out on L Ron’s Couch
- Tom Kills L Ron and the Aliens with a move he learned in Magnolia where he bores them to death
- The trans-like mind control ends
- Tom goes back to normal and back to jail where he “marries” a bunch of guys that saw Cocktail when they were 15
I’m never wrong, so watch this space…
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that was great!!!! ahahahah