What do you do if you have one of the worlds best strikers playing for your team but unfortunately it just so happens that he looks like he’s been beaten by an Iraqi prison guard, everyday since birth, with a jack hammer, and thereafter slept out in the rain?
Well I know what I’d do :: I’d dress the whole team funny so he didn’t stand out so much :: in fact i’d dress them exactly like this ::
You feelin’ me? Holy toilet seat, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Seriously, at first it just seemed that there were 11 medics running around on the field, but after watching 10 minutes of the game I had to go have radiation treatment. Initially it just seemed really bright, but when I put the TV off it glowed! It even had 11 little yellow away strips burnt in to it. But the final horror struck me when I thought the image had burned into the insides of my eyelids only to find when I looked in the mirror that I NO LONGER HAD ANY EYELIDS! The image was infact fused into my very eyeballs. I didn’t sleep well.
I guess it’s all in good cause and for the greater good. Consider :: Exhibit A ::
Now as hot as he is on the soccer field there’s no point in pretending that any woman is ever giong to love him for his looks. Not even his mama. But is there any point to this little game if this mind-numbing yellow strip doesn’t help anyway? Hell no, and there’s proof! Exhibits B and C ::
You see the, the yellow, she doesn’t work. He’s still mighty ugly, very dissimilar to his place kicks I might add. However nasty looking or not, they have got to do something about their uber-stupidly yellow traffic controller kit.
Outty
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