Dang i am so ready for this one, the first movie i regret to say (coz i see tons of movies) is the only one that came remotely close to being as much of a mind job for me as the first Matrix flick. “Now now” you may warn me, “don’t get too psyched about a sequel”. I see your warning and I raise you a warning - they’ve gone with ::
Underworld EVOLUTION :: for the title of their sequel. Evolution?!?!? What were they thinking, it just stinks “B” grade all the way to the mausoleum.
Should we prepare for the worst? Perhaps, but it does have all the kewl partially unknown actors from the first movie in it, namely:
Kate Beckinsale, Michael Sheen, Tony Curran, Shane Brolly and Scott Speedman.
Ergo, visa vie concordingly (i don’t know what the hell i’m saying):
It’s a sequel to a vampire movie
15-0
It has a bad title
30-0
Same great actors
30-15
Kate Beckinsale
30 all
But if it has the same actors they have to somehow substantiate with a presumably terrible soap-opera-typical plot that they somehow survived or came back from the err, undead, or even had undead long lost evil werewolf brothers
40-30, hush falls over the crowd.
But it’s a vampire movie sequel……………
Deuce
Wait none of this is making any sense.
Whatever the case, I can’t wait
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7 Responses to Underworld 2
I’ve seen the 1st one like 7 times! i know, that’s wack, but it’s just so cool!! Can’t wait!!
the sequel has to be about the fusion of vampire and lycan blood -that of Singe and that of the rightful heir to vampiredoms leadership as it spills into the lair alongside Viktors! Since Micahel Corvin is already a “combo” wat will happen now? Will they dual? U Bet!!
Advantage Underworld 2!
er…Philip.. You uh, might want to get out a bit more.
More climbing less vampires.
Mwa hahahaha. And defin no climbing vampires
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