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Vincent Pastore update

Over the last months the yellow llama has built up quite a solid relationship with actor Vincent Pastore. Or more likely, a Vincent Pastore impersonator. Decide for yourself ::

http://www.yellow-llama.com/2005/vincent-pastore-hits-girls

Anyhoo, the Vinkster has convinced us that his accuser was found to be a dirty liar and that he actually NEVER physically attacked her. In far more colourful language of course. The nett result is that Vink wants us to show the world that he is a PERFECT gentleman around ladies, should they be nice ladies and not raging psycho’s that is. So here we go Vink, to your innocence, found these lying around on the web ::

- Vink being caring with many ladies

- Vin on a romantic fishing trip without hitting his lady in the back of th head with a soggy bass

- The Vinkster has been opening doors for ladies since the school years. A definate gentleman

- Vin preparing to go to battle to defend the honour of a lady who was called a dirty slag by the town pig farmer

Many ancient cultures have worshiped Vin as a god of Chivalry, as can been seen by an ancient stone likeness of him wooing a lady dating back to 300 B.C.E

::and finally :: Even Vin’s license plate shows his respect for woman ::

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So there you have it. Cold hard facts that VP is a perfect gentleman. Happy Vink? Hope so…

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