Who said the Homeless are not creative?
Why does somebody ALWAYS have to say a picture is photoshopped? Seriously, do you just LIKE wasting your time making a fool out of yourselves? And honestly, if it WAS photoshopped, why would you want to ruin it for everyone else around you? You aren’t going to get any awards for being an A-hole, so give it up! You’re just ruining peoples’ days!
people who call photo shop SHUT THE FUUUUCK UP! im so sick of that…dumbasses.
these are great. i saw a good one in san fran, this guy on haight had a sign that said ’spare a nickel for a potless pothead’
kira: it’s people like you that make it worthwhile
Deathnote much? ^.^
in sf i saw a bum in a wheelchair with a sign that said “united negro pizza fund” it was awesome.
I saw one in Frisco that said:
“bet you can’t hot me with a quarter!”
.. he was wrong.
the guy who says “at least im not bullshitting you” is from montreal! hahahah
I live in Key West and have seen several of these in different variations. My ex husband and I used to own/operate a homeless shelter. Do not be deluded—there are some homeless people who truly are homeless due to a glitch in the system. These people “fall between the cracks” for financial aid, career education, etc They would go out and look for work daily and they really tried to better themselves. But most, not all, are just happy to let other people take care of them. About 1% of the homeless are mentally ill, but due to our country’s laws the institutions can only keep them a short time if they are not a danger to themselves or others, which is a sad situation because they truly need tending. But the great majority are just either lazy or they have a high degree of mistrust of the government and society at large for their situation (sometimes with good reason)
A homeless woman in Vancouver interrupted a conversation between myself and several friends to tell us she was starving and could we help with some money for food. With leftovers in my possession – having just come from a restaurant – i gave her some french fries and the rest of a burger. “Ewww. These are cold!” She said, after halfheartedly tasting a fry. “I thought you were fucking starving,” I said. We had barely turned back around to hear the conclusion of my friend’s story when another crazy Vancouver druggie interrupted for “food money.” “Can I just finish my fucking story!” my friend yelled, which startled a few of the still approaching vagrants thus keeping them at bay for a few minutes. If you ever spend time in Vancouver know this: the bums are harmless, but they are everywhere and are incredibly obnoxious. I say screw those lazy, heroin-filled bastards. A funny sign doesn’t change the fact that they’re a drain on society.
hey neil, your a pussy
^ I bet you feel like a real man now!
Fighting on the ‘net is like participating in the special olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.
Haha, I laughed at the “Need Money for Alcohol Research” one. Stumble this page!
creativity is everywhere! :D
honesty is the best policy.
You guys are so funny. The photoshop comment would be on a picture of the commentors own mother. It’s internet humor, bears with us nerds.
Paul: homeless people can read and write. Don’t be so ignorant yourself.
i saw a sign once and it said “what this country needs” on one side and on the other it said “change…can ya spare some?”
I hate the homeless.
Chris Rock said it best, If a Homeless person has a funny sign he hasn’t been homeless long enough.
i once saw a guy with a sign that said “scagless shagless and skint” but coz i woz too ikept my small change in my pocket, raised a smile if nothing else in my case!
like the last one
’shoped
ive never heard anyone say the homeless aren’t creative. just lazy.
Despite the mild success, all the silly trolls should return to 4chan, or whatever their respective home may be. Except Anthony. Anthony is funny.
i ran into a guy in Cincy one time with a sign that said “Give me a dollar or I’ll kick your ass”. He was in a wheelchair, and didn’t have legs.
I emptied my pockets and gave him cigarettes. He definitely made my night.
these guys could be stars in the AD industry!
Saw this guy in Boston:
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every funny !! thumbed up.
very funny !! thumbed up.
They laughing in the face of the cruelty, which we are a part of. The very least we can do is laugh with them or help them out which ever one you feel more comfortable with.
quite creative and true. :P
Sad
Nice use short-cut ideas for getting money within a less period of time for these people I think….. :)
nice creativity by beggars!!
These images are not photoshopped. I, too, have seen the “ninjas” sign and variations of the others.
I saw one say “Smile if you masturbate, laugh if you love it”
the fourth one down . . . i saw him in new york about a year ago. i remember because the sign got my attention and made me laugh so hard that i gave the guy all the money in my wallet.
Some of those made me LOL!
Awesome serie !
All these photos are “shoped” (not shopped, you’ll notice, because I haven’t the time to spell correctly in my condemnation). Everyone knows that all homeless people wear army jackets from the sixties and have small dogs that follow them about nipping at their heels. Also, it is a documented fact that all homeless people have “Untouchable” tattooed on their foreheads. By the way, this “shop” job is so bad they cut out the “callers” that homeless people must hire to announce that they are walking down the street, so that the regular citizens can get away from the area.
Losers!
the next person to comment that a post is photoshopped will be hunted down and beaten to death with a new unopened copy of photoshop. The end result will then be photographed and posted online so that the cycle can continue until all of you morons are dead!
they’re still bums
I feel more for the ones who can’t make signs.
Really not that creative when you consider they’ve had years , 24/7, thinking those lines up.
dizit: lol