So many sites and so much news to read, here’s a roundup of the more interesting stuff you might have missed (according to me):
Tiger kills 17 old girl while posing for a photo at a petting zoo, unlucky…
CNN
Eminem going into rehab for – ahem – sleeping pills??? Right, it’s like cheating on your diet with a rice cake.
Emineminem, just like him I never know when to stop – CNN
3 South African Men could be responsible for the spate of Rape’s in a UK town
Sky
Scorpions raid many houses, nearly have a shootout with VIP guards, nearly…
IOL
MJ has another accuser, no shock there. Now that I think about it, i’m sure he was staring at my package when I went to his concert. (Not saying that my package resembles that of a 9 year old boy, but it does). Where’s the number of that Judge…
Whacko on Sky
But by far the most interesting story this week :
Jean Charles de Menezes, shot by police for acting like a terrorist. But we all had so many questions didn’t we? Like why shoot a man 5 times after you already have him pinned? Would a fleeing man jump on train and corner himself like a priest with a draw full of Dragon Ball Z underpants? Why was he running anyway? Well, apparently he wasn’t. I would love to know where the previous eye-witnesses got their information confused…
A leaked police report may just bring to light that the whole thing was a terrible screw up by a cop with a weak bladder that led to death of an innocent man. Below is a list of what was first reported and then what came from the leaked report. Brazil is pretty pissied off…
Full story is here
Then
Police initially said Mr de Menezes had left a flat under surveillance by anti-terrorist bombers. He was suspected of being the Shepherd’s Bush bomber Hussein Osman.
Now
Mr de Menezes lived in a different flat in the block and the surveillance officer on duty was unable to film him when he left to check his identification because he needed the toilet.
Then
Early witness accounts said the Brazilian fled armed officers by vaulting over barriers and running into the Underground.
Now
According to the leaked report Mr de Menezes walked into the station, paused to pick up a free copy of the Metro newspaper and used his Oyster card to pass through the ticket barrier.
Then
First reports said the electrician ran on to the Tube, stumbled and was shot in the head by one armed officer as he lay on the floor.
Now
The report says Mr de Menezes got on the Tube and sat down. A police officer is quoted as saying he was able to grab Mr de Menezes and pin his arms to his side before the shooting started.
Then
Shortly after the shooting, reports said police had identified themselves to Mr de Menezes before opening fire.
Now
The leaked documents say Mr de Menezes did not know he was being followed by police until he sat down on the Tube. It is not clear if he was asked to surrender.
Then
The 27-year-old was reported to have been wearing a thick, padded coat – which could have hidden a suicide bomb.
Now
New evidence says he was wearing only a light denim jacket.
Then
Straight after the shooting, Scotland Yard Commissioner Sir Ian Blair said the shooting was “directly linked” to anti-terror operations.
Now
It has now been clearly established the electrician had no connection to attempts to blow up three Underground trains and a bus in London on July 21.
World goes mad every Friday. Outty
Bad luck for the chick in the zoo, but the rest of the mofo’s need a beer and a BEEG blunt to chill and get over themselves… Except maybe “The Great White Hip-Hoppa”, I mean with all the pills he is on it won’t go down well…
Think Wacko is on more than just sky. What is sky anyway? A new type up drug?
Sky news, we steal stories from there and try to make them sound like our own
See this is why there are experts like you. While we are ‘building castles in the sky’, you are rummaging through the endless barrage of news. In pursuit of truth, seeking to give us a rare glimpse of justice…a truly noble quest. Thank you for enlightening my world. So, I pose you a question that has just been torturing me…Did Brad and Angelina really have an affair?
“rummaging through the endless barrage of news. In pursuit of truth…”
We talking about the same person here??.. lmao
Hey easy Moebe. I is clever and rummagelike.
Say Moebe, awefully close to another thing which would aptly describe you isn’t it – Amoeba. A single celled, one-dimensional, brainless organism…
I can like to 30 – 15. Your serve.
And yes, Brad nailed Angelina.