Worst Actor awards

Bwahahahaha. It had to catch up with him in the end. Finally the religious midget has lost the plot. With his gnarley teeth and nose that makes him taller when he lies down, Tom Cruise is in the front of a race for the worst actor. Other entrants include:

Will Ferrell - Bewitched

Jamie Kennedy - Son of the Mask (what were they thinking)

WWE’s “The Rock” Dwayne Johnson - Doom

Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo (There are few fans for the “portuguese breakfast” then)

And the winner is… The HIGHEST PAID MAN IN HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom is nominated for his inability to portray a working class father in “War of the Worlds”. Personally I liked the movie, but for some reason when I left I went out and bought a Ford and had to drink a Pepsi and a Budweiser. That’s right friends, unrivaled product placement. I also couldn’t figure out how with all the death, an entire family survived just by staying at home. And then their relatives rocked up… Anyhoo, Tom didn’t seem “working class” for even a second, damn straight, but it’s the the off-screen stupor that has left him in the pot with the a bunch of amateur actors. Quite an insult indeed for the “highest paid” man in “The Wood” to be listed with B grade actors like The Rock and Jamie Kennedy. Maybe Toms next roll should see him donning tights and battling evil in the WWE ring. Rethpek. Personally I love Will Ferrell and Rob Schneider, they have such depth and portray such strong emotion. Will Ferrells role as “Mugatu” in Zoolander is what has inspired me to become an actor. I feel that his role in Zoolander alone should have won him an Oscar. Not to mention other moving performances in :: Night at the Roxbury :: Wedding Crashers :: Old School :: etc.

Anyhoo, the religious midget gets my vote for worst actor without a doubt. Any comments?

Daleo Outty