Zum in - Zum out
What’s it gonna be, one day Zuma seems to be going down faster than a hooker in Hugh Grants back seat and the next day a hooker in Collin Farrells backseat. Any way you look at it, the Zumster is thouroughly cooked. He has made insane comments about woman wearing skirts, showering to get rid of HIV and the unlikelyhood of getting aids from a woman. But here’s one you may not have noticed:
In his defence, Zuma’s legal team called upon a group of men who have all been accused of rape by the same woman. Most of them pastors or priests. Heres how one story went:
Pastor “X” walked in on the woman in question and her apparent lover the day after a royal romp. Later that day she accused the man she was in bed with of rape. When the good pastor was called on to make a statement his comment was “After they had reemed all night long I walked in the next morning to find them still lying naked in bed (ok that part is a little exaturated but here’s the kicker), but there was no sign that ANY SIN HAD OCCURED”!!!!!!
I wanna join that religion! So there was no sin because it didn’t appear to be a rape case, but they did romp around like bunnies all night. I think I may have a different version of the Good Book to our fair pastor.
Dude, where there’s smoke, there’s fire. When Zuma’s very own Pastor friend doesn’t frown on casual romping like any good priest would you’ve gotta know somethings amiss in the fabric of his surrounding society. Whatever the case, Zuma has made an absolute monkey out of himself with his wild claims and obviously backwards ideas. I have but one last thought… What if we only found this out once he was our new president?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Scary…
Outty